So...I have been busy doing a lot of nothing. I have turned in more résumé’s than I can count. I am still hoping for a job at Huffman. Perhaps I can use my degree!! Other than that I have applied for a job in the Union. It is the Union Programming Board Advisor. I think it sounds pretty neat. We shall see soon if I am offered the position. I did get a call this morning from Norman Regional Hospital. I have an interview on Tuesday for a Unit Secretary position in ICU. I am not really sure I want to be a unit secretary in ICU. The pay is ok. The benefits are great. It would be 7a-7p on Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. Can't beat the schedule. We shall see though, everything works out for a reason. Hummm, other than that I'm just kickin it.

Angela and I got NCAA 2004 Football for the game cube. Its a lot of fun. I have beaten the #1 team on the game already. It's fun! I can't wait for FB season to begin....more later. Time to head home for some guacamole!!

All you cat lovers are going to hate this, but I thought it was to funny to pass up!

This is the building. My apartment is upstairs. The corner closest in the picture.

Many people have asked me to include more pictures of my future apartment. This is the bathroom...no, I'm just kidding, it's really the bedroom....

Shoutout!

Here is a shoutout to Natalie! Perhaps she will be in town Saturday...if so we are going to go to O'Connell's. I'm going to work on convincing her that OU is much better than OSU...Hope to see you this Weekend Natalie!

Top Ten Slogans For The Breast Enlargement Gum

10. Puttin' the "yum" in Bubble Yum.

9. Go to the store and check out our rack.

8. Recommended by five out of five dentists.

7. Triple D-Licious.

6. Some Bazooka for your Bazookas.

5. Makes you feel minty and slutty!

4. Get a mouthful.

3. Bursting with flavor and bursting out of your shirt!

2. Double your pleasure, double your fun.

1. Talk about your juicy fruits.

Top Ten Messages Left On Michael Jackson's Answering Machine

10. "It's Tito--congratulations. Could I borrow 50 bucks?"

9. "Barbara Walters here. I'll double any interview offer and throw in a giraffe"

8. "This is the courthouse lost and found. Can you describe the nose in question?"

7. "This is your bank--curious about the 12 checks you wrote for 'jury bribes'"

6. "This is your neighbor. Could you please send someone to get your chimp out of my pool?"

5. "Happy Father's Day from the lab where we artifically inseminated your sham wife"

4. "Change your outgoing message, dude--'Thriller' was like 20 years ago"

3. It's Martha. Disregard the letter with cell-decorating tips"

2. "Tom Cruise here. I'm calling every person in America to tell them I'm in love with Katie Holmes"

1. "Hi, it's Saddam Hussein. Now how do I get one of them idiot juries?"

This isn't really a good picture but this is my new apartment. Well, it will be my new apartment when I move in. This is from the livingroom looking into the kitchen...I'll post more later.

This is an intersection that I will be selling all pimping rights to. Cash or bankers check only please.

Everyone needs a little love...or a lot! Just be careful how you go about it!!!

Any questions???

Well I still haven't heard anything about a job. Perhaps I will give in and go for a second major. At least that way I can get student loans and not worry about finding a new job. I could be a full time college student/parking garage attendent forever. My kids would be so proud.

Girls

Ok, it seems I need some major help in understanding the female race. I thought I was doing pretty darn well, but apparently I was wrong. Tyler is back from her intersession class in Puerto Rico, and since she has been back all she can talk about it this new guy that she has been dating. Don't get me wrong, this is much better than having her nag or even worse bitch about something, but give me a break....its all Jason, Jason, Jason. I am very glad that she has found someone that she really likes, and he seems to be a pretty good guy...but here is what happened last night.

Tyler begins by telling about her weekend (she was with Jason all weekend, her new BF). They went to 2 weddings (for different people) this weekend, and seemed to have a really good time. Great, awesome. However, Tyler and Angela then begin talking about weddings themselves. Obviously I am alright with Angela discussing weddings, since we are having our own in about a year. We have discussed and even made plans for many different parts of the wedding event. (I say wedding event because apparently you have to have showers, rehearsal dinners, the wedding itself, reception, gifts for everyone, etc, etc, etc, and then the honeymoon!) Things for pictures basically...anyway, Tyler spent the whole evening talking about what kind of ring she wants, when she wants to be proposed to, the wedding date itself, where the rehearsal dinner will be held, what will be served, the wedding party, honeymoon, even where they will spend holidays!!! Under Norman circumstances this would be...ok, I guess. But they have only been dating for a month, perhaps a little longer, no more than two months though...of which over 2 weeks she was out of the country...Give me a break. If you want to run a guy off that’s the way to do it. arrgggghhhh. girls.

Well, that’s enough for now. If you have any ideas why girls are so complicated, feel free to enlighten us all.

A Good Joke

Jane lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the real world. Finally, Jane says that she's ready to go out, but doesn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. On their first night there, they start undressing.
Jane takes everything off, except for a pair of black lace panties; he is in his birthday suit.
Looking at Jane, he asks, "Why the black panties?" She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night.
The following night, the same scenario occurs. She's standing there with her black panties on and he is completely naked; only this time, he is wearing a black condom.
She looks at him and asks, "What's with the black condom?"
He replies, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

So here I am again. Twice in one week! Let’s see, as I was typing yesterday Angela showed up at work with lunch for me! What a nice surprise. In case you didn't know, Last week Angela and I went to Albuquerque NM. Tyler was supposed to join us, but she backed out the day before we left. Haven't really seen that girl in nearly a month because she had an intersession class in Puerto Rico, and since she came back to Norman we have all been really busy. Her but still stinks though. And she is transferring to cow town (Stillwater) in the Fall so I guess I'll see even less of her then...Oh well, we had fun in Albuquerque without her. The reason for going to Albuquerque was for Angela to get lasik surgery. Just before the surgery they gave her zanax, which made her completely goofy. I took several videos on my phone. She was falling out of her chair, and at one point crawled around on the floor to pick up a Kleenex. Good times.

I guess I need to fill out a couple applications this evening so that I can turn them in tomorrow. My summer class is online and isn’t finished until August 1st, but I think I'm about ready to begin working a real job. Sitting here at the parking garage is just sooo boring. I haven’t found the perfect job where I work 30 hours a week and bring home over $60,000 as a recent college grad...I'm still working on it though. Perhaps I should work as a Jiggalo or a beer quality assurance manager (getting paid to drink FREE beer!). I can hope, but until then I shall keep applying. I'm sure to get a job soon.

I'm getting really excited about moving. I have absolutely loved living in the Fraternity house, but I definitely think it is time to move on. I think I am really going to like the apartment that I am moving into as well (or I hope I like it). I'm also excited about 'officially' living with Angela. We spend pretty much all of our time together anyhow, so we might as well. As long as we keep the place clean we shouldn't have much to fight over!

Well, I'm getting really hungry so I'm going to close up and head home. Everyone have a great weekend....

So it has been brought to my attention that I haven't posted in a while. boo hoo! jk! Lets see, my intersession class is complete...I received another A! I have now began my final class...it is an online class, entitled understanding statistics. I think it wil be pretty boring, but atleast it is online! I have begun looking for a job. I'll keep you posted on that. Since I am taking my final class (untill next year when I am in grad school) I really need a good full time job. I have a few prospects, but Angela is here now so I will post later.