So I am alive...

I have a LOT to post! But, since I am having a watch party for the OU game, I'll make it short. Everything is going GREAT. Details to follow! Promise. But for now...

Two boys are playing football at a park in Norman, Oklahoma when one
>> of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking
>> quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's
>> collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his
>> friend. A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and
>> rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to
>> write the story and says, "I'll title it, 'Young Sooner Fan Saves
>> Friend From Vicious Animal.'"
>>
>> "But I'm not a Sooner fan," the little hero replies.
>>
>> "Sorry, since we're in Norman, I just assumed you were," says the
>> reporter and he starts writing again. He asks, "How does 'Young
>> Cowboy Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Animal Attack' sound?"
>>
>> "I'm not a Cowboy fan, either," the boy says.
>>
>> "Oh, I thought everyone in Oklahoma was either for the Sooners or the
>> Cowboys. What team do you root for?"
>>
>> "I'm from Austin. I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Longhorn fan,"
>> the boy replies. "They're the best!"
>>
>> The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook, and writes,
>> "Little Redneck Bastard From Texas Kills Beloved Family Pet".