Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Need a Girlfriend

So I was sitting in my room a little while ago, and a good friend, well call him Jaron for short, stopped by. We were chatting about this and that when he mentioned a new website that he heard about from a friend. If nothing else it is good for a few laughs. The web site is entitled 'Imaginary Girlfriends'. As you can imagine by the name of the site, it is a place where hopeless, pathetic, loser guys can get themselves an 'imaginary girlfriend'. Quite an interesting concept. You can browse the website and pick the girl that you want to call 'your girlfriend'. I must admit there are some very nice pictures of young ladies on the website, but it gets much better than this. Once you sign up for your girlfriend of choice she will send a hand written letter every week with new photos, emails, phone messages, online chatting and even a personal gift. Wonder what that could be:)...Here is a bio from Kristin of San Diego.

As your imaginary girlfriend, I will send you a hot and steamy letter every week on my stationary, scented with my perfume. The first letter will include a pair of my lace panties that you can proudly show your friends. Also you'll receive an e-mail every few days from me letting you know about things going on in my life (and expressing my love/lust for you too!) Online chats on AIM can be arranged if needed, and I'm also willing to leave one or two phone messages for you on your answering machine. No phone conversations included.
I can be naughty or nice, the girl next door or your fantasy woman... What kind of girlfriend do you want? ;-)

Or perhaps you may prefer Lauren from Dallas...
Hello! I'm Lauren!! I can provide just about any imaginary girlfriend service needed. We can meet once or twice for an hour long online chat that can be arranged at a time for you. I WILL write back to your emails (as your girlfriend) and if you wanted I will leave a voicemail message for you too. I will send you one letter each week and will enclose at least one photo with every letter. I love to write and can't wait to share my hopes and dreams with you in writing.
A week before our time is up, you can break up with me and I'll spend the next seven days begging you to take me back. Please choose me as your imaginary girlfriend!


Wow what else can I say. What has this world come to.

Well, for anyone that is out there looking for a 'long distance relationship' that you can brag to your buddies about, this may be your answer. The only catch is that you have to pay for this service. The price for an imaginary relationship with Kristin is $40 for a two month relationship and $45 for Lauren. The best part about this website is that the pictures and the person you actually get email from are quite possibly different people! The site pays coeds for their pictures, and then pays writers to then 'carry on' the relationship. hummmm. oh, and not to get your hopes down, but both Kristin and Lauren and many others on the site have to many boyfriends, so you may have to wait for you perfect girl even for an imaginary relationship on the internet....

http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/

I sure am glad I have such a GREAT FIANCE!!!

2 Comments:

At Wednesday, February 16, 2005 8:12:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is so funny. Did you like me waving at you this morning crossing Jenkins? GOOD LUCK ON YOUR TEST

 
At Wednesday, February 23, 2005 6:45:00 PM, Blogger Josephus said...

Hey I want a team Barbour shirt! LOL

 

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